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[ Maizono's not entirely sure what she's doing at this point, or if it's even a good idea to - considering that she's well aware of what she's capable of at this point.

But between her being married to Naegi-kun AND apparently trying to get friendly with her Natsuru-san, this was getting to be too much!

... wait, HER Natsuru-san...?

... whatever. Maizono's already working on the text and shooting it off to Junko before she loses her nerve to do so. ]

I don't know what you're planning, Enoshima-san, and to be honest I don't care to know.

But don't think I don't see what you're doing...

Edited 2014-03-22 00:43 (UTC)

Oh, Sayaka-chan! <3 I hadn't heard from you so I was starting to think that all the rest of your braincells had died and you'd totally forgotten how to communicate. What a relief!

I'm not doing aaanything, Sayaka-chan. I didn't ask to be brought here -- your dumbass Landlord guy just thought it'd be a good idea. So what is it that's got you oh so worried about me, hm?

Please, I have better things to do than to waste my breath on the likes of you. We never asked you to be brought here, in any case.

I'm going to be brief. Stay the hell away from Natsuru-san, understand?

oh, I get it! You're the overprotective type, aren't you? Are you totally jealous that I gave Nacchan a totally cute makeover? I can't blame you!

I never thought of you as a yandere character, sayaka-chan, but I guess you do have a track record for this sort of thing. poor kuwata-kun!

Maybe I should give you a cute nickname to go with Nacchan's? How about Sayacchi?

Please, I was only making her much cuter than you ever would, Enoshima-san. Or did you just so happen to forget that I was basically trained in how to be the absolute cutest?

And you're calling me the one with the terrible memory...

[ Maizono plz ]

He didn't deserve what I was going to do to him, I won't lie. But you, on the other hand... perhaps I should've gone after you, instead.

[ The threat under her text is quite clear. ]

Regardless, the point's been made. I trust I made myself clear?

[ Must not comment on the nickname, must not comment on the nickname... ]

so you ARE jealous!!! Sayacchi that's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard! How would all your fanboys and fangirls react if they knew what a scheming jealous bitch their precious shsl idol really is.

If you're really upset about it, you're free to come and kill me, since that's your answer to everything. But I'm not going to just ditch my precious friend

Hm, maybe I should call you Sayacchidamari instead?

I don't know, didn't you kill them all in that despairing thing or whatever it's called?

Either way, I already know her much better than you do, so I'm not letting you steal her away from me that easily!

... AND WHAT KIND OF NICKNAME IS THAT?!

What's wrong, Sayacchidamari? I thought you wanted a cute nickname too, to match Nacchan! And since chidamari is how you ended up, don't you think Sayacchidamari is a way more appropriate name for you? I think it suits you perfectly!

[ Good thing this isn't video, otherwise you'd be able to see Maizono flipping her shit and screaming right now. ]

I refuse. Definitely.

I reject your nickname for me because that's just too cruel, why would you remind me of that?!

you're really asking why I, Enoshima Junko would want to remind you of the totally Despair inducing circumstances of your untimely death? Whoa Sayacchidamari, you're waaaaaaaay dumber than I thought!

Do you really not think of anything other than despair...

... whatever. As long as you don't go anywhere near Natsuru-san with that despair of yours.

sorry, Sayacchidamari, but it's way too late for that! I take it you haven't seen the employee roster at Nacchan's club?

Go ahead and check. I'll wait!

........................

Natsuru-san owns a club? Since when?

How the hell am I supposed to know?

But what I DO know is that yours truly is her number one bartender! We spend nearly every night together you know?

[ no they don't but sayaka doesn't need to know that ]

E-excuse me?

That won't do! I refuse! Like hell if I'm letting you steal her away from me, Enoshima-san!

[ Aaaaand that went about as well as one would expect... ]

so angry, Sayacchidamari~ that kind of jealousy is totally ugly on you. I wonder if you'd totally flip out if I did steal her? Would you go totally yandere and kill us both?

Perhaps I could if I really wanted to, but that would be exactly what you wanted to happen, wouldn't it...

[ That and she's never be able to forgive herself, much less so if Natsuru didn't forgive her either. Not that Junko has to know that. ]

So I guess this means I'd just have to take her for myself before you could, Enoshima-san.

take her for yourself? Kyaaaaa how lewd!!!! I can't believe such a pure idol would say something so totally dirty!!!

And this is coming from someone who's basically a walking wardrobe malfunction? Please.

at least I'm not talking about how I'm going to take some poor, innocent girl against her will! Just what would Nacchan think if I told her what you were planning on doing?

Do you even know enough about Natsuru-san to say that would be the case, Enoshima-san?

And even if it were, do you really think she'd be so willing as to fly into your arms after?

we'll never know until I try, huh? Poor Nacchan, having to find out what a terrible person you are. In the face of such crippling Despair, I'd have no choice but to comfort her, would I, Sayacchidamari?

Maybe.

Of course, that's assuming I don't drive you into despair first~

En~o~shi~ma~ san~

❤

[ . . . oh, dear... ]

aaah Sayacchidamari, you really are coming out with such lewd things! Please do your best to drive me into Despair, I can't wait to see just what you plan on doing to me!

Ooooh, are you quivering in anticipation at my despair for you?

Disgusting. But I suppose I'll allow it, since it is for you, after all...

such a dirty mouth, sayacchi~ you're making me blush so much! Do you say such Despair inducing things to your precious Nacchan too?

Perhaps I do, Enoshima-san~

Of course, what sort of things I whisper into Natsuru-san's ears on a regular basis... is only for both me and her to know.

you really are totally disgusting, sayacchi

Did you spare any sweet nothings for Kuwata-kun before you tried to kill him? I bet you tempted him into your room with that idol body of yours~

[ There's a bit of a delay here before she reesponds. ]

Again, that is only for me to know.

Of course, I'll bet you're no stranger to such things, considering that you're no slouch in having a nice body yourself...

I'll take that as a yes then.

Are you surprised? Are you forgetting that I'm a Super High School Level Fashion Girl? Having a perfect body is only the minimum of what's expected of me

And yet behind that pretty face and perfect body lies such a twisted mind and soul...

I have to wonder if your fans felt such despair, too, when they found out that their beloved Junko-chan was such a psychopath...?

ah but sayacchi, they never found out, did they? if everyone knew just who i really was, do you think i've have been able to sneak into the school with my darling big sister? you gotta THINK about these things, you know. planning is everything!

i would have loved to see the Despair on everyone's faces if they had found out though... ahh, just thinking about it is wonderful!

... good point. It would've been nice if you were found out...

... but then again, not finding out anything at all even in death is kind of sad on its own, huh? That they never knew what sort of person you were, dying to their lies like I did once...

That in itself is an almost poetic despair, if you think about it...

[ there's a suspiciously long pause before Junko's next reply and while it's deceptively short, the pride that radiates from it is practically palpable. ]

You know what, Sayacchi? You would have been a really amazing member of Super High School Level Despair.

Don't even put me on your level. Just because I can see where despair lies doesn't mean I'll ever become you, Enoshima-san.

[ Wow. That was fast. ]

And you even distracted me from my main point! How dare you!

upupupu! you were the one who distracted yourself, sayacchi. and then you sent me a bunch of dirty texts! i'm totally embarrassed, you know? i bet nacchan doesn't know you're sending texts like this to someone else. you're practically cheating on her!

how awful. how terrible. upupupu.

How do you think I feel!? I feel dirty talking to and even being complimented by you, Enoshima-san!

I don't know if all the showers in the world will make me feel clean again.

... assuming that I don't die in one again.

You're the one who started the conversation my darling Sayacchi. I bet you were totally desperate to talk to me and you just needed an excuse.

You can just come to me in person, I'd love to have a face to face chat, Sayacchidamari <3

Why would I want to talk to you at all in the first place!?

I'm only doing this to keep Natsuru-san safe.

whatever you say, sayacchi. i bet you were just trembling in anticipation weren't you? at the chance to talk to me. did it take you all these long months just to work up enough courage to approach me?

you shouldn't feel intimidated, sayacchi! after all, we're very alike, me and you. we're both super cute, we're both involved in the industry and we're both utterly filthy disgusting murderers.

well, you didn't actually kill anyone. but you would have. and that's about the same thing!

Let's get one thing straight here, Enoshima-san. I can't deny that I was perfectly willing to kill someone, but that is where the similarities end.

At least I don't kill just for the fun of it, unlike you. I don't care what you decide to do to me, but I won't forgive you if you lay a hand on Natsuru-san. Understand?

You know what that sounds like, Sayacchi?

You know what that sounds like to me?

A challenge.

I think I'm going to do my best to make Nacchan~ all~ mine.

And no one else's. And sure as shit not yours.

Wouldn't that be Despair-inducing for you, Sayacchi?

It would be. And you'd want nothing more than to watch me break to pieces again, wouldn't you? To see me become nothing more than a shadow of my own self, breathing and crying naught but despair...

I won't let you, though. Not again... not this time. And I won't lose Natsuru-san to anyone, especially you.

So go ahead. I dare you to do your worst. Because no matter what you think you know about me or Natsuru-san, or how close you think you are to breaking me, the less you'll realize that I'll be stronger at the broken places.

Always getting stronger, whether my will or my feelings for Natsuru-san.

tldr

[ jUNKO PLEASE ]

you can send me as many angry texts as you like but i'm still going to steal nacchan away from you

whatcha gonna do

lol

Certainly a lot more than what you've been doing - sitting on your butt and annoy people, no doubt.

If that's all you have to say to me at this point, I think we're done here.

[ She doesn't even grace Junko with a response before indignantly ending their conversation.

...though part of her is wondering what exactly she just got herself and Natsuru into. And just what was with her own response? Even though she texted otherwise she very well knew that Junko had read everything...

... well, no matter. The battle lines had been drawn now.

All she could do now was protect Natsuru, or die trying. ]

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